Last nights dream

Its not nice waking up in the morning lying in a pool of your own sweat, your muscles numb and sore due to the struggling you made during the grueling nights supposed rest. Yup, the typical signs that you were stuck in an awful nightmare, which at the time, seemed more real than life itself...

I was visiting my parents for a few days (this was in the horror that was my dream now) and it got time for me to head back home so I can just right in the rat race again in a day or two. I stopped at the gas station to fill up, and stock up on various snacks and drinks.

When I left the shop, I actually saw one of my ex-girlfriends (the one I was really crazy about when we were still seeing each other), and she looked amazing, even more beautiful and sexy than when we last saw each other, about 5 years ago.

We hugged and exchanged small talk for hours, it was great! Up to about this stage, the dream was actually not yet classified as a nightmare, but more the type of dream you constantly wish would come true...

Anyway, one thing led to another, and we started kissing. It was very soft and gentle at first, but after a while, it started heating up. Our hands were all over each other, and not long after that she was reaching down my pants, our lips still locked in a kiss.

Suddenly I felt that she was shaking, first I thought she was really caught up in the moment, but then, to my absolute horror and disgust, I realized that she was laughing hysterically! Hmmf, just the right thing at the right moment - exactly when she reached down there! That was where the needled shifted over from pure bliss to pure terror!

SHE WAS LAUGHING AT MY SMALL PENIS!!!!!

I woke up, with no energy whatsoever. It was worse than being kicked in the balls by an entire soccer team for 7 straight hours...