<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723</id><updated>2009-10-15T07:18:58.527+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Alternatives to Penis Enlargement Surgery</title><subtitle type='html'>Penis enlargement is one way to be more of a man! Nothing says "I'm a REAL man" like having a huge member! Here are some discussions of the options available to becoming a REAL man!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>25</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-7103489088378969554</id><published>2008-06-26T17:11:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2008-06-26T17:11:59.019+02:00</updated><title type='text'>How to make your penis bigger - best methods for penis enlargement</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.howtomakepenisbigger.org/"&gt;How to make your penis bigger - best methods for penis enlargement&lt;/a&gt;: "We live in a world where, unfortunately, it has come to the general belief that the bigger your penis, the better lover you are and the better you can please that special lady. All of the fuss about penis enlargement methods have led to an increase in research in this field, which made way for various new and easy to use products to increase the size of your penis without having expensive and dangerous surgery."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-7103489088378969554?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.howtomakepenisbigger.org/' title='How to make your penis bigger - best methods for penis enlargement'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/7103489088378969554/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=7103489088378969554' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/7103489088378969554'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/7103489088378969554'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2008/06/how-to-make-your-penis-bigger-best.html' title='How to make your penis bigger - best methods for penis enlargement'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-5249910398693044104</id><published>2007-07-21T10:43:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-07-21T10:44:12.760+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Are you also one of those unlucky guys with a smaller than average penis?</title><content type='html'>Lots of guys cannot take showers at the gym or be naked in front of their girlfriends because of feeling embarrassed about having a small penis, therefore also lacking self-confidence. Fortunately, the issue of having a small penis has been discussed by scientific and medical professionals. Penile enlargement is very possible!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The ugly truth about sex and the size of a mans penis is that size does matter. Yes, of course some women would reckon that size doesn't count, but probably more women actually feel that size does matter. Think about it - if you had a bigger penis (8 or 9 inches instead of 4 or 5 inches) you would obviously be able to reach all the delicate and sensitive areas inside a woman's vagina, thus providing her with much more pleasure and a more enjoyable experience. What would a few extra inches mean to you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also remember this - almost 50% of men feel that they haven't been endowed as they should have been. Yes, half of men out there are unhappy by the size of their penis. Penile enlargement would be the answer for lots of guys out there.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-5249910398693044104?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.penileenlargement.larger4u.com' title='Are you also one of those unlucky guys with a smaller than average penis?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/5249910398693044104/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=5249910398693044104' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/5249910398693044104'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/5249910398693044104'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2007/07/are-you-also-one-of-those-unlucky-guys.html' title='Are you also one of those unlucky guys with a smaller than average penis?'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-339282753535651034</id><published>2007-07-10T18:24:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-07-10T18:28:56.757+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Penis Pills</title><content type='html'>The best manner is the one that works for you. The most popular method is natural male penis enlargement sites because these are reasonably priced at below $50 and yield fast results. There is also of course the penis pumps which many men claim have increased their penis size. The new area of the market is penis pills. Most of these are still being tested but they are improving all of the time. The most costly option is of course surgery but if you can take the risk and come up with the money for it this is another option. You can see what worked for me, I added 2.5 inches in length and 2 inches in girth, read my story here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So will I have a 9 inch penis?&lt;br /&gt;Probably not. The normal man usually gains 1-3 inches with natural enlargement pills. Of course there are still men that gain 3 inches and above but you should not aim this high at first.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More on this later...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-339282753535651034?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.massivepenis.larger4u.com' title='Penis Pills'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/339282753535651034/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=339282753535651034' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/339282753535651034'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/339282753535651034'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2007/07/penis-pills.html' title='Penis Pills'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-7276971558223179986</id><published>2007-07-09T17:13:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2007-07-09T17:20:54.319+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Impotence in men as a result of lifestyle pressure</title><content type='html'>Impotence is one of the main and most serious problems in today's bedroom environment. Once thought to be a condition restricted to older or sickly men, impotence is today a common sight among men in their 30s and 40s. A successful performance record in bed is one of the key elements of assurance in men and potentially vital to psychological well-being. Most men are fixed in their views of what makes a successful man and also in maintaining the appearances at all costs. This is why only a small part of those suffering from impotence seek specialized help. This disinclination to admit one's problems means that some of the lighter cases, which could actually be treated, are never brought before a doctor. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The three main causes of impotence are physical, psychological and lifestyle-related. Most cases are caused by physical and psychological factors, but it is less known that lifestyle choices serve to worsen impotence in certain cases. The use and abuse of substances, such as alcohol, nicotine, heroine, cocaine and steroids, is many times instrumental in aggravating impotence. Next come chubbiness and a "couch potato" lifestyle. A good sex life requires a well nourished and fit body that can stand the effort. Regular exercising should be part of everyday life, while a balanced diet has never hurt anyone. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Patches or devices could also help solve the milder cases of impotence. Products such as ProSolution Pills, &lt;a href="http://www.penisenlargementpills.larger4u.com"&gt;Vimax Pills&lt;/a&gt; or SizeGenetics are well known for their proven penis enlargement results and have also been successfully used by men suffering from sexual dysfunctions - Penis Enlargement Pill Review. These exceptional products can help men achieve and sustain the erection required for sex. In turn this will generate a positive reinforcement cycle at the psychological level and a change in mindset that could well lead to a winning treatment.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-7276971558223179986?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.penisenlargementpills.larger4u.com' title='Impotence in men as a result of lifestyle pressure'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/7276971558223179986/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=7276971558223179986' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/7276971558223179986'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/7276971558223179986'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2007/07/impotence-in-men-as-result-of-lifestyle.html' title='Impotence in men as a result of lifestyle pressure'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-2993829725282213442</id><published>2007-06-27T09:53:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-06-27T09:55:41.415+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Female Sexual Enhancement</title><content type='html'>In the recent present there has been a huge (no pun intended) focus on penis enlargement products on the internet, that most people have almost completely forgotten about the fairer sex...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The media has put such a huge strain on men to make them want bigger and larger penises, but what about the women out there? What about their sexual needs and desires?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some clever guys out there have come up with a solution for libido problems women have. They created a natural supplement called &lt;a href="http://www.femalesexualenhancement.larger4u.com"&gt;Provestra&lt;/a&gt;, which is a female sexual enhancement product, that will help women who feel that they want more from making love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not like in the old days, women of today are professional career driven people, and this can most definitely cause a lot of stress and anxiety - to such an affect that they lack the desire to have sex with their partners, even though they want to be intimate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are a women, and you feel that you need a libido boost, have a look at &lt;a href="http://www.femalesexualenhancement.larger4u.com"&gt;female sexual enhancement&lt;/a&gt; - a new website promoting Provestra for women. What have you got to loose?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-2993829725282213442?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.femalesexualenhancement.larger4u.com' title='Female Sexual Enhancement'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/2993829725282213442/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=2993829725282213442' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/2993829725282213442'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/2993829725282213442'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2007/06/female-sexual-enhancement.html' title='Female Sexual Enhancement'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-6526855915532413504</id><published>2007-05-03T12:02:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-05-03T12:03:04.283+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Penis Enlargement Pills</title><content type='html'>During the many many hours I spent researching this question, I discovered that penis enlargement pills are something that already exist in the market. But, like any product out there, penis enlargement pills is something that many pharmaceutical companies produce. So which of all these male enhancement pills are the ones the stand out from the rest?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-6526855915532413504?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.penisenlargementpills.larger4u.com' title='Penis Enlargement Pills'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/6526855915532413504/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=6526855915532413504' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/6526855915532413504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/6526855915532413504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2007/05/penis-enlargement-pills.html' title='Penis Enlargement Pills'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-4132683967093210922</id><published>2007-04-19T09:17:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-04-19T09:18:17.659+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Increase my penis size</title><content type='html'>Nobody likes being unsure about the reaction he is going to get when first being intimate with the one lady friend whom you care about and don't want to dissapoint!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is a feeling most men experience at one time or another. And then u think,"I would give anything to make old johnson just a little bit more masculine".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most normal guys don't want to be hung like a horse, they just want that one or two extra inches and the respectfull consequenses that they buy. Most normal woman will also tell you that too big a penis(and I'm talking "Pringles Can") is no fun at all and intimidating.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-4132683967093210922?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.increasemypenissize4u.com' title='Increase my penis size'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/4132683967093210922/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=4132683967093210922' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/4132683967093210922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/4132683967093210922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2007/04/increase-my-penis-size.html' title='Increase my penis size'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-809925219076994811</id><published>2007-03-30T08:19:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-03-30T08:20:20.710+02:00</updated><title type='text'>So you want a MASSIVE penis?</title><content type='html'>Because of the media in the world that is today, it has become a very common thing for guys to want a bigger, larger, more massive penis. Having a small penis is just not acceptable. If you have a small member, you won't be able to please your partner, you'll be laughed at when taking showers in public places like the gym or sport club, you'll be mocked by your girlfriend's friends (that is, if your girlfriend is one of those people who tells her friends EVERYTHING of course...), you'll have a weak image of yourself and life will generally just plain suck. Yeah I know, it is sad, but unfortunately so very very true.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-809925219076994811?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.massivepenis.larger4u.com/' title='So you want a MASSIVE penis?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/809925219076994811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=809925219076994811' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/809925219076994811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/809925219076994811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2007/03/so-you-want-massive-penis.html' title='So you want a MASSIVE penis?'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-117014065471714603</id><published>2007-01-30T09:04:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-01-30T09:04:14.726+02:00</updated><title type='text'>How to make IT (aka, your penis) bigger</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://howtomakeitbigger.blogspot.com/"&gt;How to make IT (aka, your penis) bigger&lt;/a&gt;: "That little pink thing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Penis, dick, shlong, ding-dong, prick, one-eyed-warrior, etc. The list goes on! And on! After strenuous research, it was discovered that about half the people on this planet we live on, has one. (those poor buggers living next to nuclear power plants weren't counted because they can have several!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One can even go as far as to say that the penis is the very essence of life as we know it! Lets face it, life wouldn't be life without it, it wouldn't be at all! But it isn't just about giving life...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the world that is today, sex has become a more open subject. Back in the 50's there weren't magazines explaining what sexual positions is the most fun or pleasurable for the couple, especially not in magazines ANYONE can buy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So it was basically bound to happen that at one time or another, guys are going to start worrying about the size of their beloved penis, their essence if you will! And for some or other reason, there was an unwritten rule written in the big book of unwritten stuff that the bigger your penis, the bigger your partners satisfaction, the more you are a MAN! And in the world that is today, its important to be a MAN in this MANS world!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-117014065471714603?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://howtomakeitbigger.blogspot.com/' title='How to make IT (aka, your penis) bigger'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/117014065471714603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=117014065471714603' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/117014065471714603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/117014065471714603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2007/01/how-to-make-it-aka-your-penis-bigger.html' title='How to make IT (aka, your penis) bigger'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-116961919055758112</id><published>2007-01-24T08:00:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-01-24T08:13:10.570+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Last nights dream</title><content type='html'>Its not nice waking up in the morning lying in a pool of your own sweat, your muscles numb and sore due to the struggling you made during the grueling nights supposed rest. Yup, the typical signs that you were stuck in an awful nightmare, which at the time, seemed more real than life itself...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was visiting my parents for a few days (this was in the horror that was my dream now) and it got time for me to head back home so I can just right in the rat race again in a day or two. I stopped at the gas station to fill up, and stock up on various snacks and drinks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I left the shop, I actually saw one of my ex-girlfriends (the one I was really crazy about when we were still seeing each other), and she looked amazing, even more beautiful and sexy than when we last saw each other, about 5 years ago. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We hugged and exchanged small talk for hours, it was great! Up to about this stage, the dream was actually not yet classified as a nightmare, but more the type of dream you constantly wish would come true...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, one thing led to another, and we started kissing. It was very soft and gentle at first, but after a while, it started heating up. Our hands were all over each other, and not long after that she was reaching down my pants, our lips still locked in a kiss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Suddenly I felt that she was shaking, first I thought she was really caught up in the moment, but then, to my absolute horror and disgust, I realized that she was laughing hysterically! Hmmf, just the right thing at the right moment - exactly when she reached down there! That was where the needled shifted over from pure bliss to pure terror! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHE WAS LAUGHING AT MY SMALL PENIS!!!!! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I woke up, with no energy whatsoever. It was worse than being kicked in the balls by an entire soccer team for 7 straight hours...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-116961919055758112?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/sizepro.php' title='Last nights dream'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/116961919055758112/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=116961919055758112' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116961919055758112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116961919055758112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2007/01/last-nights-dream.html' title='Last nights dream'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-116956080325874035</id><published>2007-01-23T15:53:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-01-23T16:00:03.270+02:00</updated><title type='text'>My story (continued...)</title><content type='html'>Yeah, me again... The short dicked man, blah!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, today has been pretty much the same... I decided to go to the gym for a change, try to get into shape for some or other marathon somewhere not very much important at this stage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I went quite early to miss the rush, but there was still plenty of people at the gym. I jogged on the treadmill for about an hour, did some cycling and the usual (skipped the weight training today, cause I focussed on the cardio...) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This, of course, caused me to build up a sweat, I was literally dripping! So I decided to take a shower in the locker room as all gym member not on the basic subscription is allowed to. Everything was fine, until I entered the locker room and saw that about 7 other guys was also taking a shower. And they ALL are bigger than me (their penises I mean). Everybody is going to laugh in my face when they see the embarrassment that is my small penis. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If only I could find a way to FIX THIS DAMN PROBLEM!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-116956080325874035?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.penisenlargement.larger4u.com' title='My story (continued...)'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/116956080325874035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=116956080325874035' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116956080325874035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116956080325874035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2007/01/my-story-continued.html' title='My story (continued...)'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-116947128580968184</id><published>2007-01-22T14:59:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2007-01-22T15:08:05.823+02:00</updated><title type='text'>My Story</title><content type='html'>After going to the supermarket one fine day, I couldn't help but notice this amazingly beautiful girl reaching for something just out of reach! Being a nice tall fellow, I offered my help, and she gladly accepted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After chatting for a while, we exchanged phone numbers, and agreed to go out for coffee or dinner...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow, I thought! This girl is actually interested in me, plus she's stunningly beautiful! What are the chances! (not very high I'll tell you!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the hours went by, I couldn't help but think back to when my ex-girlfriend (that bitch) actually laughed at me being not so well hung as her previous boyfriends (apparently there have been A LOT!) Now I know this shouldn't bother me, but damn it, I'm a guy and I can't help it! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Am I not able to please a woman satisfactory? Is the fact that my penis is too small, the reason why I'm still single at 32? Does size actually matter? If thats the case, then I'm basically screwed...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-116947128580968184?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com' title='My Story'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/116947128580968184/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=116947128580968184' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116947128580968184'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116947128580968184'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2007/01/my-story_22.html' title='My Story'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-116919164807949000</id><published>2007-01-19T09:24:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-01-19T09:27:28.083+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny penis slogans</title><content type='html'>The Taco Bell Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Yo quiero penis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The 7-Up Penis&lt;br /&gt;    The UN-penis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The AT&amp;t Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Reach out and touch someone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Alka-Seltzer Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Pop, pop, fizz, fizz...Oh, what a relief it is...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The All State Penis&lt;br /&gt;    You're in good hands.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The American Express Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Don't leave home without it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Army Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Be all that you can be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Bacardi Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Taste the feeling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Beef Penis&lt;br /&gt;    It's what's for dinner.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Bic Lighter Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Go ahead and flick my penis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Big Red Penis&lt;br /&gt;    It's longer with big red.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Borden Penis&lt;br /&gt;    It's GOT to be good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Borg Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Resistance is futile.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Bounce Penis&lt;br /&gt;    With Static-Guard!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Bounty Penis&lt;br /&gt;    The quicker picker-upper.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Miller Lite Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Great taste, less filling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Budweiser Penis&lt;br /&gt;    This bud's for you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Burger King Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Have it your way&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Campbells Soup Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Mmmm mmm good&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Captain Planet Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Go PENIS!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Charmin Double Roll Penis&lt;br /&gt;    It lasts longer because it IS longer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Charmin Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Don't squeeze the penis!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Chevy Truck Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Like a rock!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Chips Ahoy Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Betcha bite a chip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Visa Penis&lt;br /&gt;    It's everywhere you want to be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Crest Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Dairy Queen Penis II&lt;br /&gt;    We treat you right!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Dairy Queen Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Hot eats, cool treats&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Diet Coke Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Just for the taste of it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Domino's Pizza Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Delivers in 30 min or less&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Doublemint Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Chewing really satisfies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Dr. Pepper Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Wouldn't you like to be a penis too?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Edge Shaving Cream Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Eggo Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Leggo my penis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Energizer Penis&lt;br /&gt;    It keeps going and going&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Equal Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Tastes like Sugar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Excedrin Penis&lt;br /&gt;    It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Extra Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Lasts an extra extra extra long time&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Flintstone's Vitamins Penis&lt;br /&gt;    10 million strong and growing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Folger's Crystals Penis&lt;br /&gt;    It's freeze dried to seal in the freshness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    The best part of wakin up is a penis in your cup.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Ford Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Built Ford tough&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Frosted Flakes Penis&lt;br /&gt;    They're GGGR RRRRR EEEEAA AAATTT!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Generic Penis&lt;br /&gt;    One size fits all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; The Gilette Penis&lt;br /&gt;    The best a man can get.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Heinz Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Good things come to those who wait.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Highlander Penis&lt;br /&gt;    There can be only one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Janet Jackson Penis&lt;br /&gt;    What have you done for ME lately?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Jell-o Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Juicyfruit Penis&lt;br /&gt;    The taste is gonna move ya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Kenny Rogers Penis&lt;br /&gt;    You've got to know when to hold 'em.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Kentucky Fried Chicken Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Everybody needs a little.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Kix Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Kid tested, mother approved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Lava Lamp Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Hee hee hee!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Lays Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Betcha can't eat just one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Life Call Penis&lt;br /&gt;    It's fallen and it can't get up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Life Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Mikey likes it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Life Savers Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Five fruity flavors.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Little Caesar's Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Penis!! Penis!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Little Caesar's Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Pleaser!! Pleaser!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Lucky Charms Penis&lt;br /&gt;    They're magically delicious&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The McDonald's Penis II&lt;br /&gt;    Have you had your break today?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The McDonald's Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Over 8 billion served.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Macintosh Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Power is everything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The M&amp;M Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Melts in your mouth, not in your hand&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Magnavox Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Smart. Very Smart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Mazda Penis&lt;br /&gt;    It just feels right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Maxwell House Penis&lt;br /&gt;    Good to the last drop&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Micro Machines Penis&lt;br /&gt;    A whole world, in the palm of your hand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Milk Penis II&lt;br /&gt;    Got penis?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-116919164807949000?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/sizepro.php' title='Funny penis slogans'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/116919164807949000/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=116919164807949000' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116919164807949000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116919164807949000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2007/01/funny-penis-slogans.html' title='Funny penis slogans'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-116919142731760017</id><published>2007-01-19T09:23:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2007-01-19T09:23:47.330+02:00</updated><title type='text'>How E-mail is Like a Penis</title><content type='html'>Some folks have it, some don't. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Those who don't have it may agree that it's an nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp you behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will do the same damn dumb things it did before.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-116919142731760017?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.penisenlargement.larger4u.com' title='How E-mail is Like a Penis'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/116919142731760017/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=116919142731760017' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116919142731760017'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116919142731760017'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2007/01/how-e-mail-is-like-penis.html' title='How E-mail is Like a Penis'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-116918712286666402</id><published>2007-01-19T08:09:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2007-01-19T08:12:02.866+02:00</updated><title type='text'>What does it mean to have a smaller than average penis?</title><content type='html'>For many guys out there it means never taking a shower at the gym, being afraid to let your girlfriend see you naked, and an overall lack of self-confidence. Well, having a small penis and doing something about it has been discussed in the medical and scientific community for quite some time now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some women out there says that size does not matter, but the keyword in in that sentence is "SOME". Believe it or not, there are women out there who prefer a larger than average penis! Yes, it's not a mystery, some women like em huge!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But if you feel that your thing is not up to standard, and that you're the only man who feels that he has that problem, don't, cause almost half of men out there feels exactly the same way...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-116918712286666402?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.penisenlargement.larger4u.com' title='What does it mean to have a smaller than average penis?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/116918712286666402/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=116918712286666402' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116918712286666402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116918712286666402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2007/01/what-does-it-mean-to-have-smaller-than_19.html' title='What does it mean to have a smaller than average penis?'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-116392154097076365</id><published>2006-11-19T09:24:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-19T09:32:20.976+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Penis Tax</title><content type='html'>The only thing those blasted tax people has not taxed yet is the penis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in a hole. On top of that it has two dependents and they are both nuts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Effective from January 1st 2000, a Penis will be taxed according to SIZE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10 - 12" LUXURY TAX = $70.00&lt;br /&gt;8 - 10" POLE TAX = $55.00&lt;br /&gt;5 - 8" PRIVILEDGE TAX = $40.00&lt;br /&gt;4 - 5" NUISANCE TAX = $15.00&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. (&lt;a href="http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/index.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle10body"&gt;Have a look here if you're one of them&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are still awaiting clarification on a number of questions raised on this new tax, including:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are there penalties for early withdrawals?&lt;br /&gt;What if one's Penis is self employed?&lt;br /&gt;Do multiple partners count as a corporation?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-116392154097076365?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/index.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle10title' title='Penis Tax'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/116392154097076365/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=116392154097076365' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116392154097076365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116392154097076365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2006/11/penis-tax.html' title='Penis Tax'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-116043027490427807</id><published>2006-10-09T23:20:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-11-22T01:32:46.216+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Telling your partner about your decision to go for penis enlargement</title><content type='html'>To enlarge your penis can be a tough decision to make for some individuals, but others can decide to go for it instantly. But telling your partnet about this decision is not as easy... She may not like the idea or understand why or appreciate your decision. So, should you tell her or not?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mens shouldn't carry burdens alone. Being in a relationship is proof that you are not a solitary individual, but one who is in need of company. Sharing a decision as big as this one is only fair. You can even think of it as a test of your partners love and open-mindedness and desire to make you happy. But please discuss the issue with caution. Your ultimate goal here is to help your partner accept and respect your decision to go for penis enlargment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It would be quite nice to be able to take &lt;a href="http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/pills.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle8"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;pills&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; or use a &lt;a href="http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/stretching.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle8"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;stretching device&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; without having to leave the room or wait for your significant other to leave the house. If this is going to be a problem for your partner, then you have a big problem. Not everybody will be as open-minded to understand that you're doing this for your own good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The best approach would be to plan beforehand to make sure you have the adequate response to whatever questions your partner may have. You must sound convinced about penis enlargment, and you must make her understand that you have thought long and hard about his, and have concluded that penis enlargement is your best option. Start by mentioning how common body modifications are in the world that is today. Mention about breast enhancement and erased wrinkles, so why should guys not go for penis enlargement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be sure that your partner understands that this is your choice - not hers - and that you'll try your best not to put either of you in any awkward or uncomfortable situations. This will hopefully put her fears to rest and help ease the unwanted tension. If your partner really cares for your happiness and well-being, then most like she'll put up with the idea of penis enlargement. Maybe even provide some feedback on the issue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But, of course, telling your partner is not mandatory. Ultimately, the final decision lies with you and if you want to surprise her, then by all means! And remember, if you open your heart to your partner and give her the chance to help and support you, it won't be such a big deal!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-116043027490427807?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/index.php?from=nopenissurgeryblogarticle9title' title='Telling your partner about your decision to go for penis enlargement'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/116043027490427807/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=116043027490427807' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116043027490427807'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116043027490427807'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2006/10/telling-your-partner-about-your.html' title='Telling your partner about your decision to go for penis enlargement'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-116020866230250047</id><published>2006-10-07T09:55:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-10-07T10:11:02.310+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Penis Enlargement by Silicone Injections</title><content type='html'>Various guys out there will go to great lengths to increase the size of his penis. Even though there is no shortage of &lt;a href="http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/index.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle8"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;safe male enhancement techniques&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, some guys will do just about anything (no matter how ridiculous) to increase their penis size.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A method not as well known is liquid silicone injection into the penis and scrotum (ouch!). This is a very drastic approach and not performed as frequently. This is a very good method for increasing &lt;strong&gt;girth&lt;/strong&gt;, it won't help much with length... Some claim to have achieved results of 900% or more!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just remember, a 900% increase in girth basically means that all you can do with your penis from now on is pee! Also, these procedures are irreversible! Injecting your penis (please don't do this yourself if you intend to do it...) with silicone leaves a high chance of damages tissue, blood vessels and nerves, causing not only loss of sensation but also the inability to achieve penetration. So, if you want a bigger penis for reasons other than sex, go right ahead!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other nasty side effects are a high chance of inflammation and discoloration of the tissue. The silicone also tends to cause the formation of granulomas, which basically are nodules of inflamed, granulated tissue. Also, the silicone can migrate to other parts in your body, therefore this procedure is NOT approved by the FDA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Silicone injection is by far a much too risky approach, especially where much safer methods are available on the market. Using &lt;a href="http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/pills.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle8"&gt;pills&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/patches.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle8"&gt;patches&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/stretching.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle8"&gt;stretching devices&lt;/a&gt; is much more comfortable and far less hazardous to your health.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-116020866230250047?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/index.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle8title' title='Penis Enlargement by Silicone Injections'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/116020866230250047/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=116020866230250047' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116020866230250047'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116020866230250047'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2006/10/penis-enlargement-by-silicone.html' title='Penis Enlargement by Silicone Injections'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-116003311450772253</id><published>2006-10-05T09:22:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-10-05T09:25:14.516+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Finally getting the guts to go for penis enlargement</title><content type='html'>It feels as though you are alone in a cruel world because you are not as well endowed as the guy in the porno you saw last week... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are one of the guys who would want a larger penis, help has arrived! In my previous article I went through the basics of penis enlargement SURGERY, which turned out to be not only costly, but hazardous to your health. Plus your erection will point downwards!!! That just will NOT do!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Luckily for all us unfortunate guys out their who were unfairly endowed by mother nature (that bitch!), various medical wonders have occured. These days, increasing the size of your love muscle is as easy as swallowing a pill, slapping on a patch, or using a special stretching device! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I have search basically the whole internet, and compiled a comparrison sheet for &lt;a href="http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/pills.php?from=nopenissurgeryblogarticle7"&gt;penis enlargment pills&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/patches.php?from=nopenissurgeryblogarticle7"&gt;penis enlargment patches&lt;/a&gt; and of course &lt;a href="http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/stretching.php?from=nopenissurgeryblogarticle7"&gt;penis enlargment stretching devices&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, be alone in a cruel world no more! Check it out!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-116003311450772253?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/index.php?from=nopenissurgeryblogarticle7' title='Finally getting the guts to go for penis enlargement'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/116003311450772253/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=116003311450772253' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116003311450772253'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/116003311450772253'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2006/10/finally-getting-guts-to-go-for-penis.html' title='Finally getting the guts to go for penis enlargement'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-115878193001674919</id><published>2006-09-20T21:36:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-09-23T10:22:23.660+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Penis Enlargement STRETCHING devices?</title><content type='html'>Apparently having a small penis just will NOT do in the world that is today! After a extensive search on the world wide web, I have stumbled across an actual device that was specifically designed to stretch your penis out to increase its length! I had to investigate this...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After reading countless articles about these alien looking contraptions, and talking to various individuals, I was amazed to discover that this is actually a means to a (longer) end! And since thousands of individuals have bought these products, it is definately a sure way to a happier sex life. It is even approved by doctors, and many have even recommended these wonder devices to their patients.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most companies sell their stretching devices with pills, patches and sexual guidelines and dvds, and the going rate for these packages is in the $300 price range. Now for what you get, this is really not a bad price, and best of all, if you're not happy, a fully money back guarantee is given on all of the top products out there!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out &lt;a href="http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/stretching.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle6"&gt;this page&lt;/a&gt; with a few comparrisons on these devices...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-115878193001674919?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/stretching.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle6' title='Penis Enlargement STRETCHING devices?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/115878193001674919/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=115878193001674919' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/115878193001674919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/115878193001674919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2006/09/penis-enlargement-stretching-devices.html' title='Penis Enlargement STRETCHING devices?'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-115848307250250428</id><published>2006-09-17T10:49:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-09-23T10:20:38.650+02:00</updated><title type='text'>SizePRO Penis Enlargement Pills REVIEW</title><content type='html'>SizePro is one of the ultimate male enhancements products out there… I must say that this is most asuredly one of the better products I have tested. 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SizePro gets a full five stars!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-115848307250250428?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/pills.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle5' title='SizePRO Penis Enlargement Pills REVIEW'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/115848307250250428/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=115848307250250428' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/115848307250250428'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/115848307250250428'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2006/09/sizepro-penis-enlargement-pills-review.html' title='SizePRO Penis Enlargement Pills REVIEW'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-115842152799273497</id><published>2006-09-16T17:34:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-09-23T10:19:53.956+02:00</updated><title type='text'>How many guys out their with smaller than average penis?</title><content type='html'>How do you go about gathering penis size information for statistical purposes? 99% of the stats out there, are self-submitted. In other words, guys around the world voluntarily go and measure their penis length and girth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unfortunately, this is  NOT a very reliable way to this... Statistically, the average penis size is 4 - 6 inches in length (lets leave out girth for now...), but remember this, most guys who fear that they are below average, will not submit their findings! So does this mean it is safe to say that the statistical (almost sound like testicle) average is a bit high? Would you go and measure your penis and submit the result if yours was only 2.5 inches? 90% of guys WON'T. This isn't a stat, I am merely guessing, since I'm a guy and I know how we think!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, you out there with the "smaller than average" penis, don't feel alone! And remember, scientific breakthroughs make it all the easier to help out your one-eyed love muscle!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-115842152799273497?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/index.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle4' title='How many guys out their with smaller than average penis?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/115842152799273497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=115842152799273497' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/115842152799273497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/115842152799273497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2006/09/how-many-guys-out-their-with-smaller.html' title='How many guys out their with smaller than average penis?'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-115839146336175551</id><published>2006-09-16T09:22:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-09-23T10:19:22.723+02:00</updated><title type='text'>How to measure your penis</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/index.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle3"&gt;How to measure:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;There are several different ways to measure the length of a penis, also quite a few difficulties to do so. Firstly, the penis must be fully erect, which is actually hard to achieve…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How it basically works is you should stand, and with your penis parallel to the floor, measure the length horizontally along the top of the penis from the base to the tip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Girth is measured by using a tape measure.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-115839146336175551?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/index.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle3' title='How to measure your penis'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/115839146336175551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=115839146336175551' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/115839146336175551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/115839146336175551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2006/09/how-to-measure-your-penis.html' title='How to measure your penis'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-115825581066753701</id><published>2006-09-14T19:42:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-09-23T10:07:44.026+02:00</updated><title type='text'>Very funny Penis Size Joke</title><content type='html'>One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-115825581066753701?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/index.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle2' title='Very funny Penis Size Joke'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/115825581066753701/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=115825581066753701' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/115825581066753701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/115825581066753701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2006/09/very-funny-penis-size-joke.html' title='Very funny Penis Size Joke'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34395723.post-115823562079432871</id><published>2006-09-14T13:51:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2006-09-23T10:05:45.996+02:00</updated><title type='text'>How does Penis Enlargement Surgery Work?</title><content type='html'>Penis enlargement surgery cannot increase your penis size by more than about an inch (only ONE inch!!!).  The procedure work as follows:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One technique involves severing the ligaments that hold the penis in its normal position and this basically allows the penis to descend.  You should then use weights for a few months after the operation to increase the size of your penis. This can, however, result in scar tissue that will reduce the overall gain in length. AND your erection will point down, and your penis will have a hairy base!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another common technique used is the dermal implant. Girth and length can be increased by transplanting fat cells from other parts of the body to your penis. As this cannot be done for the head of the penis, the result will be an odd looking penis...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cost of Surgical Enlargement of the Penis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;This type of surgery will set you back only about $4000, but can go as high as a whopping $17000!!!!! Ouch (literally and figuratively!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Possible complications&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Just like any surgery, there are of course risks...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Chances are very high that you will NOT be entirely satisfied with the whole endeavour.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Anxiety may detract from the pleasure or fantasy of a bigger penis.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;And of course, during surgery lots can go wrong, like infections and tissue and nerve damage.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;So, for all of these risks and the HUGE bill you'll receive, do you really think that surgery is the way to go?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34395723-115823562079432871?l=nopenissurgery.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.makemypenislarger4u.com/index.php?from=nopenissurgeryarticle1' title='How does Penis Enlargement Surgery Work?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/feeds/115823562079432871/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34395723&amp;postID=115823562079432871' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/115823562079432871'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34395723/posts/default/115823562079432871'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nopenissurgery.blogspot.com/2006/09/how-does-penis-enlargement-surgery.html' title='How does Penis Enlargement Surgery Work?'/><author><name>Lars</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06101888266974961792</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12412732892530608286'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>